Here are a few old myspace Blogs I’m reposting on this blog site about the time I met John Cena and Jerry O’Connell on a movie set.

The Time I met John Cena

… I was able to work on the re-shoot for “12 Rounds”, starring WWE superstar, John Cena. it was cool. There were about 15 or so extras there along with Cena, supporting Actor Brian J. White, Director Renny Harlin and crew. while there the girl they put next to me asked me what this movie was about, so I took the opportunity to ask the Cena, who replied “Its about hell on Earth,”Really?”I asked.

“Yeah,” he says, “After Hell leaves Frog Town, it comes to Earth.”

“So do you play Roddy Piper’s nephew or something?”

“No,” he said, “Hell leaves Frog Town, then comes to Earth.”

“Whatever,” I thought, “obviously he didn’t know that Sam Hell was on Earth the whole time.”

Oak Alley Plantation

I woke up a 3:45 AM and drove tor Vacherie from my home in Cutoff. It was a foggy night, and my windshield wipers were not working properly. I arrived at Oak Alley Plantation at 5:45 and made my way to base camp.The costume girls told me what to wear, and we moved onto set. Once there Jerry O’Connell made his way over and welcomed us with a hand shake. It was a pleasant morning . After standing around for a little while I began to circle and kick a pole, when suddenly a man arrived and told me I was to do something. Then as I approached my appointed spot, a woman gave me a pink button up shirt to put on. She instructed me to wear it in the popular fashion. I protested, but I did as she asked, and she went away– at which time I adjusted my attire to suit my taste. Next they told me that I was supposed to carry an ice chest around, and as I was awaiting further instruction Jerry O’Connell stood next to me to discuss my entrance. He starred at the script as if he were trying to solve a complex math problem, like it was The Calculus or something, and he was all like “uhhhh,” and “hmmmm” … ….Eventually I asked him “whats the time?” And he grinned and said, “I’m not really sure, I guess we’ll figure it out as we go along.” So I walked back and forth with an ice chest, picking it up and down over and over again as Jerry O’Connell drank the beers that were in it. after doing this for a while, I saw the principals and DP gather in a circle, and the beautiful girl in the movie was like “it feels dumb to grab a beer with the ice chest way over there, so maybe he should put it down somewhere else.” I was standing on a pillar looking down at them while they were discussing all of this, when suddenly they all looked up to me and said, “Dorian…”
So I pointed within their midst and replied, “I’ll put it there next time.”

THE END.